WE DID IT FOR THE MONEY
That’s right, we lost the B.C. game on purpose. Why did we lose the game on purpose? More money.
I know it would have been great to have a home playoff game and have grandpa Damon Allen come in here and not be able to thaw out his old muscles, or watch Pinball Clemons face freeze with a permanent smile.
But we had other things on our mind — gym shoes (runners), groceries, and of course gas (petro). That’s right, these items are things that can be purchase with the perdiem we will now receive once we make our road trip to Toronto.
How much is our perdiem? That’s besides the point. The main point is that we will received this money.
So all the negative things that happen to us were actually thought out. From Doug Brown (White Shaq) and Kevin Glenn faking injuries, to all the other mishaps we created.
So with both of our playoffs games being on the road, expect to see all the guys with new runners, full stomachs, and of course a full tank of gas. Please keep this from Coach Berry.
P.S. For all you fans who don’t know Milt Stegall, I’m joking.
One must realize that all we do is play football. WE are not saving lives or changing the world. And don’t get me wrong, my intentions are always to win, but when we don’t, life is still good.
God bless
Milt Stegall
