An Ode to Tigger, Cossack, Borehamgirl, Beerguy, Ticatfan, Woody and all the great TiCat fans we’ve met the past couple of years
By Dr. Soused
TiCats Fans
An Argos Fan
An Argos Fan
An Argos Fan I am
That TiCat Fan!
Than TiCat Fan!
I do not like
that TiCat Fan!
Do you like
Any Ticat Fans?
I do not like them,
I am an Argos Fan.
I do not like
Any TiCats Fans.
Would you like them
here or there?
I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
any Ticats Fans.
I do not like them,
An Argos Fan I am.
Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?
I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like any TiCats Fans.
I do not like them, An Argos Fan I am.
Would you like them
in a box?
Would you like them
with a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.
I would not like any TiCats Fans.
I do not like them, An Argos Fan I am.
Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Meet them! Meet them!
There they are.
I would not,
could not,
in a car.
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in BC!
I would not, could not in BC.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like Any TiCat Fans.
I do not like them, An Argos Fan I am.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?
Not on a train! Not in BC!
Not in a car! Fans! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not meet them with a mouse.
I will not meet them in a house.
I will not meet them here or there.
I will not meet them anywhere.
I do not like Any TiCats Fans.
I do not like them, An Argos Fan I am.
Say!
In their park?
Here in their park!
Would you, could you, in their park?
I would not, could not,
in their park.
Would you, could you, in the rain?
I would not, could not,
in the rain.
Not in their park. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in BC.
I do not like them, Fans, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not meet them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like
Any TiCats Fans?
I do not
like them,
An Argos Fan I am.
Could you, would you,
with a goat?
I would not,
could not,
with a goat!
Would you, could you,
on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not meet them in the rain.
I will not meet them on a train.
Not in their park! Not in BC!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not meet them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!
I do not like
Any
TiCats Fans!
I do not like them,
An Argos Fan
I AM.
You do not like them.
So you say.
Tailgate with them! Tailgate with them!
And you may.
Tailgate with them and you may, I say.
Fans!
If you will let me be,
I will Tailgate with them.
And you will see.
Say!
I like some TiCats Fans!
I do! I like them, An Argos Fan I am!
And I would meet them in a boat.
And I would meet them with a goat…
And I will meet them in the rain.
And in their park. And on a train.
And in a car. And in BC.
They are so nice , so good, you see!
So I will meet them in a box.
And I will meet them with a fox.
And I will meet them with a mouse.
But we will still beat them in THEIR HOUSE!
And I will meet them here and there.
Say! I will meet them ANYWHERE!
I do not mind
some TiCat Fans!
Thank you!
Thank you,
An Argos Fan I Am!
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