Here Might Be Why You've Been Sleeping Alone Lately!

I originally saw this here. 9 Things A Man Should Never Tell A Woman » Shoutwire.com  and because I've done too many of them over the years, it seemed worth linking to.   Is that why I was sleeping alone again last night?  A couple below.   Just for laughs.

9 Things A Man Should Never Tell A Woman 





1. “You could stand to lose a little weight.”
This is the number one reason most men get stabbed by their significant others. A woman and her weight are not to be taken lightly, no pun intended. Only a fool will put in his two cents on this subject. It is a good way to ensure that you will never see that pussy again.



2. “Yes, I did kill your cat”
Even if it was an accident, you must lie to the death. If it was on purpose it is a good idea to keep that lie going even after death. If you ever find yourself with a dead cat on your hands, remember these three words; “hide the body”.



Link:
9 Things A Man Should Never Tell A Woman » Shoutwire.com

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