Julian McCullough: Drunk Girl Orgasm

Trying to get a drunk girl to finish is like trying to take a drunk girl home when she can’t remember where she lives. She’s like, ‘That’s not it, that’s not it, that’s not it.’

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    I’ve been freakishly skinny my entire life because there’s a hole in my butt.

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